Congratulations!
You are the best hair-brushing, throw up-cleaning, bum-wiping, diarrhea-scrubbing, baby-swaddling momma I’ve ever seen! I would like to present you with this award to showcase all of your accomplishments because the actual payoff of being such a dedicated and exceptional mom and wife is many, many, many years down the road. Your children are alive, you haven’t killed anyone, your house is still standing and you’re a great friend. These are amazing accomplishments and I would like to commemorate your efforts! Please accept this award on behalf of exhausted, overspent mothers everywhere.
Presented to Kelli Smith on this the 27th day of February 2013
With love, Chazlyn Robbins, a momma in training.
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